Sober as a bird

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.

Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.

by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011

Cheeseburger Bird

A bird that is a Lake Tahoe Native, you will never see the bird, but after staying up all night at the Casinos drinking and gambling you will hear it on your way back to the cabin. It sounds like CHEEESE-- BURGER!!!! Ask any local and they will all tell.

Tourist " Mr. Wilson, did you hear that bird this morning?'

Local "Well of couse I did Taco, That's the CheeseBurger Bird!"

Toursit "But I never see the damn bird Mr. Wilson"

Local "You never willl!!"

by PastaChingata June 25, 2010

Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.

\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD

by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005

turd bird

A simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.

"Get going, turd bird."

by pass the mic. April 16, 2004

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

by andy1 June 5, 2005

bird city

Phoenix, AZ
reppin the bird city boys

Willie Northpole raps about the bird city and his hometown.

"You dont wanna mess with them bird city boys."

by dmoney aka tha G August 11, 2008

the Big Bird

A sex act, where the man ejaculates on to the face of a female (a facial) then slaps her with a handful of bird feathers. For greater authenticity, the feathers should be yellow.

The chick I picked up from the bar last week is still trying to hop on my nuts. I'm gonna give her the Big Bird so she leaves me alone.

by Tony "Tone" Booya September 28, 2012