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Beaver Brown

when a woman straddles her partner who is sitting on the couch, rips a loud fart, and proceeds to hold the back of the couch around her partner's neck while yelling "Smell it! Smell it!"
Lana is such a bitch, she Beaver Browned me twice last night
by brownigan April 16, 2014
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scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick
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Chasing Beavers

1. To hang out with a significant other in a platonic way. As in, hang out in nature rather than fuck eachother's brains out. Normally used as a code-word between partners, as this is usually a dishonorable act.

2. Being determined to find intercourse immediately. Usually a term used by males. (Beaver being slang for large manifestation of pubic hair)
Dude never slows down, he's always chasing beavers!
by hellbound45 June 11, 2011
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magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
by Aldon September 8, 2006
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Beaver Bread

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.
"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"
by beavers4lifey July 8, 2011
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Beavertailing

Commonly performed by beginners while standing in a lift line. Beavertailing is the act of stomping one's snowboard on the ground, while standing still, so that the tail of the board slaps down hard on the snow and makes a loud banging sound. There is no known reasoning or gain in the act of beavertailing other then to attract attention and hurt the lifty's ears.
Lifty 1: Man, my ears hurt. So many noobs were beavertailing today.
Lifty 2: I know what you mean. Any clue why they do it?
Lifty 1: No man, no clue. Maybe it's a way the noobs communicate to show dominance over each other?
Lifty 2: Sounds about right. If not, it sure lets us know who's still new at this.
by IRIdESIdEWAyS December 31, 2011
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Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.
While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.
by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009
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