batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022

Baton Strikes

A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.

Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...

by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023

batmanmaxxing

batmanmaxxing refers to the pursuit of adapting most, if not all, character traits of Bruce Wayne in order to fully embody the very concept of Batman. In order to do so, one must shroud themself in mystery. In addition to that, you should perfect your physical fitness, after all, Gotham's not going to protect itself. Fornicating with crazy cat ladies should also be taken into consideration if you're gonna take this thing seriously.

I wonder what John's been up to these past few months?....

I heard he's been batmanmaxxing, hence his glowup, brooding masculine aura and massive shlong

by oguzhanito August 31, 2023

bathong

Often used in South Africa to define surprise or shock

Synonym is wow or haibo

"Did you see him yesterday, bathong!"

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.

Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!

by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023

Rubber Baton

When a male dips his dick in hot rubber and lets it dry.

Bud, want to see my rubber baton?

by ThreeIdiots February 12, 2015