Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.

Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer

by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019

Baking Ego

When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.

Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead

#stillfail

by blockres October 4, 2012

Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone

Man I feel bad for Michael Bake

by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019

Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019

Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

They baked you

You tripping

Jay - bro ya girlfriend ugly

Mir- they baked you ?

by Jah215 August 27, 2021

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.

Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.

by Hypothesex January 4, 2020