B Hole Bagel

A bagel with a hole that closely resembles an anus

Yo! where'd ya get that b hole bagel?

Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.

Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!

Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.

by Machinegun Fellatio August 17, 2012

green bagel

Someone that is jewish and irish

Jennifer Connelly is a green bagel

by laura kkkkk December 6, 2007

Vegas Bagel

A Pretzel.

I was drunk. And I thought of pretzels. And Vegas. And bagels. Put it all together? :D

Vegas bagels!

by Swatzy August 24, 2009

fuck off my bagel

said when someone copies your style or swag.

boy 1: look i got the same shoes as you.

boy 2: fuck off my bagel man!

by randelas April 26, 2011

double bagel

The act of eating two bagels for breakfast and later destroying the handicapped bathroom stall.

Brian just had a double bagel and I cant go in the restroom for at least 30 minutes.

by Apollo10 October 26, 2010

Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! January 4, 2008