ex-boyfriend

what all girls hate

"Will you hold my laptop? I'm going to go hit my ex-boyfriend with a waffle iron,"

by ilyy February 9, 2009

myspace boyfriend

A Boyfriend you only 'date' on myspace.

Friend 1: 'Where's Your Boyfriend live?'
Friend 2: 'In Georgia.'
Friend 1: 'Geez, We Live In California!'
Friend 2: 'I know he's my myspace boyfriend!'

Friend 1: 'Loser'

by lolo2011 May 7, 2008

Shitty Boyfriend

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.

Jared smells like a vagina. He's a shitty boyfriend.

by Bananas_turn_me_on March 28, 2009

dream boyfriend

The one person you wish you could date but he is just out of your reach but you'll met him one day holding hands.

He is such my dream boyfriend...

by SleepingWSirens April 26, 2017

Perfect Boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is a guy who makes you smile and be happy 24/7 preferably a jokester with a huge heart....Someone who is sweet,kind,handsome and would show up to your house with flowers at anytime to put a smile on your face.And every time you speak to him he gets cuter.............

Friend1:He brought flowers to my house!!!
Friend 2:He must be the perfect boyfriend

by ImBoredd June 3, 2018

e boyfriend

Internet boyfriend

She is dating a e boyfriend.

by Fish13sea April 25, 2017

Thai boyfriend

A trans woman's dilator, used for post-surgical maintenance.

Tomorrow; I'm spending some quality time with my Thai boyfriend.

by Antipodean Anarchist March 9, 2011