blow dryer

The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.

"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."

by Mr. Eko July 24, 2008

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wha blow

A very handy term meaning:

What's happened?

What's going on?

1) You see your friend is looking for something on the floor.

"Wha blow?"

"Dropped my punk"

"Brass"

2) The police kick down your door.

"Wha blow?"

"I'm arresting you on suspicion of sheep rustling etc."

by Adam Gyles July 4, 2006

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Pack of blow

A pack of blow is something, (could be anything), that is inside of a pack, and you can either suck it or blow it.

Hey Blake, could you pick me up a pack of blow on your way home?

by Pensacolapounder January 30, 2017

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blowing sunshine

to shine someone on, to bull shit one aka blowing smoke.

I am not blowing sunshine up your ass. I really mean it.

by Brian Canstansalo March 1, 2006

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blowing shitters

The process on a submarine of expelling solid and loose bodily waste out of a submarine at hight pressure.

The sanitary tanks were getting full so the chief of the watch decided it was time to start blowing shitters to sea.

by Jeasus November 11, 2006

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Pee and Blow

The chaotic instance in which, during urination (esp. females) in a public area, the wind whistles through your legs, blowing your pee way off course. Can either end up in front of you, or covering your dropped jeans, resulting in a wet and smelly situation.

I experienced pee and blow the other day when I was crouching down by the roadside... my jeans got soaked. My mom had to put a towel on the car seat.

by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

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