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pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.
by faldok August 15, 2012
mugGet the pisser's blockmug.

Call Block

Being forced to make sales calls While not being allowed to do anything else even use the restroom
Man this call block sucks. I tried to use the restroom, but my boss took away my chair and made me stand up for the rest of the call block.
by Slanging Freight January 16, 2009
mugGet the Call Blockmug.

Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011
mugGet the Log Blockedmug.

Gaper's Block

People that slow down when they see an accident in the road just to see what's going on often causing the people behind them to blare their horn at them to move on down the road!

Happens a lot of times on the Interstates and the speed limit is 60-70wpm!
Everytime we head up to Interstate 40 there is a accident on our side of the road and a Gaper's Block is sure to be seen!
by Gamecocklady October 30, 2013
mugGet the Gaper's Blockmug.

squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.
"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."
by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015
mugGet the squad blockingmug.

GF Blocked

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.
Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked
by Mrdudemanguysir11 January 26, 2010
mugGet the GF Blockedmug.

gawk blocked

When traffic comes to a stop from all of the people staring at a wreck
Look at this! I'm going 20 under because of the wreck on the other side of the high-way. I've been gawk blocked.
by ARandomMan January 27, 2014
mugGet the gawk blockedmug.

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