mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.

My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.

mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

Bird Up

The act of caring a Bird on your shoulder with a green morph suit on and screaming," Bird Up" as featured in many episodes of The Eric Andre show.

Random Woman on street: Omg what are you doing.
Eric Andre: Bird Up.

Bird Up by SkornflieBass November 21, 2019

Birdabo 

The dumbest name Pewdiepie could think of.

Me: hey felix, what are you going to call your series of vlogs?

Pewdiepie: birdabo.

Birdabo by bearyallen November 5, 2016

Early Bird Thursday 

Replaces "Black Friday" as corporate America jump starts the holiday shopping season one day earlier than normal.

Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.

Bud: Can't make it.

Mom: What? Why not?

Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.

Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".

Bud: Gold bless America!

Early Bird Thursday by Bah Humbug! November 28, 2010

Opium Bird 

An Artificial Intelligence created bird estimated to be 10 foot tall with a long beak and white coat of fur. Unlike the Most liked Urban Dictionary explanation, The Opium Bird is called “Opium” because of The Record Label “Opium” founded by American Rapper “Playboi Carti”; signed artists to the label are well known for their outfits being “Eccentric” But “Drippy”.
Which is why “Luh Calm Fit” is often said in comments to a related post

Damn is that the Opium Bird on your TikTok, my fit is just as good as his.

Opium Bird by Ade O October 11, 2023

a lil bitta bird chillin 

chillin like a bird slightly

that gangsta is goin for a lil bitta bird chillin

a lil bitta bird chillin by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010

Oy Oy Bird

The Oy Oy Bird is an extremely rare bird existing in the Amazon rainforest. Only males have been observed yet. The species most conspicuous characteristics are huge testicles and shorts legs. Due the birds landings it suffers great pain caused by the shorts legs incapability of absorbing the shock.

Studies tells that the direct collision between the birds testicles and objects damage and affects the birds fertillity. This may explain the rarity of the specie.

The spectacular bird earned it's name from the moment before a landing and says this weird sound "oy oy oy oy OY!!!".

Look, there is the rare Oy Oy Bird! "Oy oy oy oy OY!!"

Oy Oy Bird by vonmædl November 30, 2010