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Benjamin

Benjamin
(ben-juh-min)

An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
“Don’t invite that Benjamin, he’ll just show up alone, flex his biceps, and talk about himself while nobody listens.”
by Obama has dih August 19, 2025
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Benjamin Daniel

The guy who everyone likes and everybody cares about. Unlike zoe he is cool and smart and has a big 🧠.
Omg have you seen the cute boy benjamin daniel yeah he is so cute and funny.
by monogat77jk May 6, 2023
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Benjamin

He might be mean sometimes but he's actually not THAT mean. He's actually really sweet and sometimes look likes an otter. He might hold your hand if you're nice and he might not like taking pictures. He's thoughtful and caring and has a nice voice.
"Benjamin is so cute." "Woah Benjamin looks good today."
by moth3rb3ar July 23, 2022
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Benjamin Wanklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Wanklin? That boy sure does jerk off all the time."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
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BENJAMIN

A norwegian person with exstreme pack luck. And he is well known in norway
Ey yo er det du som er han fyren benjamin
by Flffdykbcfdrtyjb December 24, 2020
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Benjamin

Benjamin is the person you go to when you have questions about your sex life. Trust me, he has done it all. Youll fine Jim at your girls house
You’r hansome, but your not Benjamin
by TheRealTimBrady October 9, 2018
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