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Knob Nosed Bastard

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
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hooknose bastard

A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.
"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"
by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006
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Commie bastard

An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies
Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*
by Lazylittlebastard April 11, 2019
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Obama Bashers

Republican party minions, Bushnesiacs, racist rednecks and other fuckwits that for whatever reason attack President Barack Obama. After suffering for 8 long years under the worst president ever (George W Bush) Obama is busy trying to undo the damage caused by the bush administration. However some bushtard fuckwits like the status quo--high unemployment, high foreclosure rates, out of control healthcare costs and on going clusterfucks in the Middle East.

These sick fuck republitards would rather see the country go down in flames than admit Bush was wrong and help Obama fix the mess we're in!!!!!
Obama Bashers are in an all-out battle to prevent President Obama from fixing the clusterfucked disaster Bush left behind! Republican Party minions are disrupting townhall meetings, spreading lies and rumors and even submitting bullshit definitions on Urban Dictionary!
It's easy to pick out a UD def submitted by a republican party minion, there are several exactly alike and most are by "authors" that only have one entry.
by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2009
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Bastard

Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
by Prudish Bastard August 30, 2013
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murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.
Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.
by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008
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Bashardii

Adding meth to the bacardi 151, in order 2 trick my square girlfriend into ingesting the meth, for sexual purposes.
Had crazy sex w ol girl cuz i gave her a shot of bashardii.
by Spikebonez February 3, 2023
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