Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

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bake & boink

(verb)
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.

Guy : I love to wake & bake.
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*

by <3CJ October 12, 2013

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Bake shop

A stoner cafe.

We got baked at the bake shop.

by Moon cake August 30, 2018

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Free Baking

The act of being friends with someone just so you can smoke their weed and bounce.

My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.

Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.

by HMB_BRO March 04, 2019

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dumpster bake

When you go to your local school, be it high school, middle school ect, and you get into the paper/cardboard dumpster close it all up and clam bake it like you would in your car. This usually occurs in middle school since noone has cars at that point.

Yo in Henrietta we used to hop up into that dumpster over there and dumpster bake the shit out of it. Then smoke cigarettes up on the roof. Those were the days..

by Blazeoooown January 17, 2009

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