Apollophobia

The constant fear of your own dad, daddy, father,...

Son: My dad beats me everytime when he beats his meat. I'm scared.
Dad: Hi scared, I'm dad
Random friend: You surely have apollophobia

by Dad (Apollon) July 12, 2019

apologise

Common colloquial language used when one person rubs and kisses the other persons genitalia or another specific named area. Or generally meaning having sex as a way of asking for forgiveness.

Example 1
Me: Damn girl! You slept on me again!
Girl: I'm so sorry, how about I apologise

Example 2
Me: Damn! You just squished my junk!
Girl: Aww I'm sorry, let me apologise to your junk to make it feel all better.

by Anaaj February 19, 2013

Apology to Everyone

a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.

also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.

usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...

often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them

apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for

hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)

again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys

by Sunshine December 13, 2004

Apolojizz

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation

John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"

by Slim P and El Punkt May 14, 2011

apollo 13

Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.

Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!

by WalterCronkiteSpecial May 5, 2010

Apollo 13

A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."

That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.

by Bobby Business August 7, 2011

Apolojizz

The act of using sex as a formal apology.

"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"

by GENEROUSteve April 25, 2012