Texas nachos

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.

"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."

by Hilarion October 11, 2020

Texas Windsock

the act of hanging ones penis out of the window of a moving pickup truck

Billy gave those high school kids in the limo a Texas Windsock!

by roosterrugburn May 18, 2013

Totally Texas

What Norwegians use to describe something that is crazy.

That is so totally texas!

by Total Texan February 21, 2018

texas slang

Slang originating from the lone star state of Texas such as purple drank, swangin, and screwed up

Dat Boi watta knows all bout that texas slang

by Watta boi June 25, 2022

texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell March 21, 2014

Texas Hickey

Spreading BBQ sauce on your significant other’s body and proceeding to suck it off.

I gave bertha a good ole’ texas hickey at the family BBQ

by Lil beben October 30, 2018

Texas Limousine

pronoun - Another name for a Chevrolet Suburban

Climb into my Texas Limousine ladies!

by F-dubbs February 10, 2010