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Plainview Texas

A town where there are about three trees and is super boring and plain. All the people that stay here do not plan on leaving because this is a dead end town. Most females biggest achievement is becoming a teen mom, and a lot of them get around more than the flu.
That girl Kassandra is definitely from Plainview, Texas.

Plainview,Texas is a slutty town.

Before you meet a girl make sure she isn’t from Plainview Texas.
by Blaze4000 May 2, 2018
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texas blackbird

Noun -

When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.
Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.
by Ordam September 15, 2016
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Texas Strangler

Rub your nuts on ones face while holding your dick
I gave him the Texas Strangler!
by Nuke_Vex January 22, 2020
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Texas Turn

When a driver makes an exaggerated turn. This can occur anywhere. On the highway, it is when a person is in any other lane, but the correct one and exits across multiple lanes. At an intersection, turning from a non-turn lane, or U-turning outside of the turn lanes, or turning left from the right lane, or turning right from the left lane. Any outrageous illegal maneuver that results in a change of direction.
She was driving down the highway in the fast lane (left lane) noticed her exit last minute, and made a #Texas Turn into the. exit
by EatdickNdie December 8, 2019
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Totally Texas

What Norwegians use to describe something that is crazy.
That is so totally texas!
by Total Texan May 7, 2018
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Texas nachos

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.
"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."
by Hilarion October 11, 2020
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Texas Limousine

Climb into my Texas Limousine ladies!
by F-dubbs February 11, 2010
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