Amber Lamps

An ambulance

Epic Beard Man done bust up my face. Bring the Amber Lamps.

by AthePG February 17, 2010

Amber Turd

The act of scent marking your territory by defecating to ward off enemies.

Person 1: Yo, I hear weird noises outside!
Person 2: Hold on I will go out and amber turd all around the house!

by Sir Adel June 21, 2022

Amber turd

Amber turd, also occasionally refered to as amber heard, is a gold digging, narcissistic, abusive piece of shit who likes taking shits on her partners beds and blaming it on the four pound teacup yorkies, she got married to Johnny Depp in 2015 and leeched off of his career and abused him, she then wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post claiming Depp was a wife beater, even when she was the real abuser, in 2022 Depp sued her for defamation and won but attempts to make everyone feel bad because her dog stepped on a bee.

Amber turd also assaulted her ex girlfriend, tasya van Ree.

by Yesdaddy123 June 2, 2022

Amber Alert

When your girlfriend takes a dump in your bed (like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp).

She really took a shit in your bed? Dude, Amber Alert.

by Retired Farmer July 13, 2020

Amber Jack

When you turn your dick a vibrant shade of orange from sitting around all day watching porn, jacking off and eating bags of Cheetos.

I think it's permanently orange now braaaaahhh. I've don't nothing but amber jack all spring break.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Amber whore

A lying whore who fucks any guy she can, who is STD infected and fucks other women's men, also cant handle to be in a relationship with anyone else without cheating on them. she'll fuck anything that moves, she lies about everything, she loves Sugar Daddies, she loves to be cyber whore and show tits to ugly men who are unable to get any woman,

Amber whore? Don't fuck her, she is infected slut

by Jameswits April 5, 2020

Amber Lamps

Amber Lamps: In ghetto slang of bad English, it is the improper way of saying ambulance.

Ambulance: A vehicle eqiuped for the transportation of the sick or injured, to, from, or between places of treatment for an illness or injury. For example when Thomas Brusuo (Aka Tommy Slick, Epic Beard Man, Vietnam Tom) was attacked by Micheal (Aka Pinky) at the AC Transit Bus in Oakland, CA. Thomas severely brought a beat down on Micheal. With blood everywhere and Micheal being hurt badly, he had enough energy left to ask to call the Amber Lance. The incident happen on February 16, 2010 and filmed by Iyanna Washington aka Lyanna (the thief)

Epic Beard Man: I meet tough guys like you an' I slap the SHIT out of em'!

Micheal: WHAT! (walks towards the front of the bus and hits EBM)

Lyanna: Beat his white ass, fuck his ass.

Epic Beard Man: Gives Micheal the old One-Two and Pow! after knocking out Micheal unconsciously.

Someone In the back: Hey beat that nigga's ass.

Some Older "Sista": Oh stop it, oh lord have mercy, dear jesus oh my god.

Lyanna: OH! WHAT THE FUCK!

Epic Beard Man: I told you not to fuck with me. I told him not to fuck with me.

Micheal: Fuck you up (after EBM leaves and is holding his hand over his wound and walks over back to the front of the bus)

Epic Beard Man Don't fuck with me boy.

Micheal: Next Time (ouch!)

Bus Driver: Is he okey back there?

Some older "Sistta": No he needs an ambulance. Dat man was on some kind of dope.

Lyanna: Eyy shinaynay we can press charges, I got it on VEDEYO tape.

Lyanna: Oh he leakin

Shinaynay: shut the fuck up!

Bus People: are you okey, did he break your teeth?

Micheal: NO, bring the Amber Lamps....

A Classic Story....

by Epic Beard Boy February 22, 2010