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Almond house

A home with no junk food just healthy snacks
Living in an almond house means banana and brown sugar are a sweet treat
by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025
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Almond

When talking about Nutty or Bitter people you call them an Almond.
P1:Oh she Is such a Almond
P2:I know right?
by SunnyNFreddy14 September 30, 2025
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Almost Girl

An almost girl is the one who gets close—but never quite gets chosen.

She’s the maybe.
The if things were different.
The late-night talks, inside jokes, emotional intimacy… without the commitment that should’ve come with it.

She’s the girl someone leans on, confides in, flirts with, imagines a future with—but never actually steps into that future with.
Not because she wasn’t enough, but because the other person wasn’t willing, ready, or brave.

An almost girl lives in the in-between:
• too important to lose
• not important enough to claim
She wasn’t heartbroken because she’d lost him — she was heartbroken because she’d been an almost girl, close enough to matter, but never enough to be chosen.
by wooly00 December 30, 2025
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Poppy Almond

Often mistaken for a Dweeb. None the less, one of the coolest people you know...
That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!
by BiggestNerd November 12, 2010
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roasted almonds

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"
by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014
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Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016
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red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red
Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though
by Kennif September 16, 2017
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