BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

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allen hinley

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.

I Allen Hinley her real hard.

by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014

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dallas allen

Refuses to share his snapchat. Related to salad and Dallas, Texas. Was the first man on the moon; great astronaut. Quite the basketball player. The STRONGEST jedi. Great face for memes. Has mastered the force with the help of Luke Skywalker.

Him: "Dallas Allen is a great basketball player! Have you heard of him?"
Her: "Of Course"

by GODLIKEPERONAILTY November 30, 2017

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Steve Allen Stoke

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.

Steve Allen Stoke, stay away.

by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023

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