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Aliens

by narkism October 12, 2020
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Alien godess

Ricki simonds the queen of all you can see. Hoebags.
by Goselighting May 23, 2024
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aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️
guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀
by mister camera November 21, 2023
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Parental Alienation

Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.
My son feels that way about me because of his mom’s parental alienation.
by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024
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Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
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Alien

by NormalBlackGuy January 4, 2019
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Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!
by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018
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