Alcohol

Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

by wittyname January 19, 2010

Non alcoholic drunk

Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive

Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer

Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.

by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

linguistic alchemy

The art of BSing and sounding very intelligent

Considering getting my requisitional conjunctive archives being published in the foreseeable future. However, having difficulty trying to explain to the publishers just what the archive of conjunctive historical values around linguistic alchemy and other concepts as well as past and possible future policies actually is about!

by Superbot1106 July 7, 2011

alcopop

an unsatisfactory shag while still drunk the next day or hungover. Can also be performed on own. leaves you feeling worse than ever and in need of another drink! best performed with a stranger.

Even after having an 'alcopop' I still felt crap.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

Alcorn

A girl who says one thing, but will do another if it will get her drunk.

Hey dude, aren't you and Alcorn dating?

Depends on if I'm buying her a drink. Right now shes with that guy. Tomorrow? The world...

by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008

alcohulk

Person who has consumed large amounts of beer/alcohol, followed by super strength, change in appearence, attitude ajustments, and assholism.

Can be found at frat partys, dive bars, concerts, and occationaly crashing small intimate gatherings where he is not welcome.

"I'm getting drunk, you don't want to see me when I'm drunk"

"holy shit, is that dude turning green?"

"here we see the alcohulk in his most natural state...."

Nick Noltey

by Owen Martlew/Neil McGregor December 13, 2005

alcohol dick

When a man is so drunk he can have sex with a girl for a long time because he is so drunk and his dick is full of liquid.

Hey sexy guy, wanna fuck me?

No, You can't handle my alcohol dick.

by rackcitybitch2012 January 2, 2012