Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

by badpuppysitdownmydog February 1, 2025

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Abelholic

An XO who is extremely obsessed with Abel Tesfaye (The Weeknd)

Sidney is a huge Abelholic and she is proud of it.

by sidneyxotwodfr January 29, 2026

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Abel

bro looses aura every 5 seconds. atp theres no aura to be lost like bro come onn💀 but dont worry his hairline is not receeding ITS PROCEEDING LIKE ITS PAST HIS EYEBROWS ATP. like brothe uhhhhh. and why is he built like the 7 dwarfs from the new snow White movie.

"oh is that abel??"
"nahh bro thats the indian dude💀"

by ehrfbiewbfiheqbf February 16, 2025

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Abel Makkonen Tespussy

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carrier, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bounce, in the pool, in the garden, BENT OVER, against the window, most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets SOAKED, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts (shots), hair ripping, show stopping,

When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)

by abelssecretho March 4, 2025

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