Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?
Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock
Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock
by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018


An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Auto blu is a very hated italian trash song by shiva, that everyone jokes about.
If you have to go to the bathroom, listen to it!
If you have to go to the bathroom, listen to it!
2008 guy with a stereo: “auto bluu corro con il mio fraa lei messa lì io messo là non tornare in città, BRUM BRUM”
by Mara Venier June 8, 2020

Auto shotgun goes to a person who always rides shotgun with the person 24/7 and is always playing the music
by Killer whale September 8, 2016

by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021
