The payment made by men, in which a man voluntarily submits to giving a piece of food/candy/drink/ whatever he has on/infront/beside him, to his spouse.
Max tax is always:
1. Non-financial in nature, and/or
2. Intrinsically associated with relationships/ marriage/ situationships, and/or
3. Contains zero calories, and
4. Initiated by the spouse.
And not to be confused by Tax Man.
Max tax is always:
1. Non-financial in nature, and/or
2. Intrinsically associated with relationships/ marriage/ situationships, and/or
3. Contains zero calories, and
4. Initiated by the spouse.
And not to be confused by Tax Man.
1. Time to pay your Man Tax! *Continues to eat the man's fries.*
2. I know I have to pay Man Tax, to I order extra fries.
2. I know I have to pay Man Tax, to I order extra fries.
by Man Tax June 7, 2022
Get the Man Tax mug.Death tax is a tax on your heirs on money left to them over $3,500,000.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.
Rupert Murdoch's kid will have to pay a Death Tax, orBrat Tax on any money over $3.5 million when Rupert finally dies.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
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Get the tax rich mug.An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021
Get the asshole tax mug.The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013
Get the adultery tax mug.The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.
"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."
"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."
"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."
"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
by tescotax April 9, 2023
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