Alcoholics Anonymous

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.

"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."

by SargentQG November 2, 2021

alcohol shake

A shake you do after taking a sip of a strong alcoholic beverage

Has a shot of vodka body goes in to the alcohol shake for a few seconds

by Imapisshead March 9, 2019

alcohol

a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.

howed this alcohol get here, its 100%

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

alcohol digger

A person, typically a college student, who dates or seeks to establish a relationship with another person with the sole purpose of getting alcohol in return.

She’s an alcohol digger, she wants to go out to dinner with him because he bought $600 worth of alcohol.

by IvyProb November 12, 2017

Alcoholic

Someone who drinks when they aren’t eating food.

Maria said; “ I’m not an alcoholic, i only ever have an apéros with my meals.”

by Musicaltheatrelover69 March 9, 2024

alcohol

party juice
boosts your confidence

man that alcohol made the party lit

by .oh.dang.u.isnt.going.to.know. February 23, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020