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Alabama Delivery Package

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.
I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.
by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019
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Alabama Cuckold

When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches
Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin
by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019
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Alabama Underbite

When an inbred looking girl without teeth is going down on you and then sucks your balls from below, not under, like a fish to bait.
Ol' girl was going at me good and then dropped her dentures and hit me with an Alabama Underbite.
by Hoodlum Crew April 19, 2019
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Alabama Hot Air Balloon

When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart
Bro I got a back massage from that whore jessica and gave her am Alabama Hot Air Balloon
by Ice bagged November 8, 2019
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alabama blackout

When you’re blacked out drunk and touch tips with your brother
Yo that party was crazy last night I had an Alabama blackout and now my brother won’t talk to me
by Shenshang December 13, 2019
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Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.
"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"
by BamaBaker February 22, 2020
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