Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
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Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
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