Hyper Wank

A wank so fast and furious that your penis turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing orgasm in your life. There is nothing more amazing

Yo man have you seen Harrisons right arm? Its huge!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!

by The Oliphant Man May 08, 2013

wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017

wank maggot

A very stupid, unpopular American president.

Donald Trump is a Tangerine Wank Maggot

by olly5764 December 08, 2020

Pissy Wank

When you do not empty your bladder before you wank and piss comes out instead of sperm.

I thought that I was going to blow my load to V Ron but instead I had a pissy wank!

by RaGiNgFaNg January 16, 2009

kamikaze wank

When you hijack a plane and fly it to the ground, then masturbate in the ZERO-G.

Bob: My friend Tom had a kamikaze wank last night.
Greg: Wow, and did the cum float?
Bob: Yes.

by Lovebugeater March 01, 2014

Wank fuckup

When you're watching porn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a shit part. After orgasim you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity.

I hate it when you Wank fuckup, it's so annoying!

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello October 02, 2015

Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs

Katy Jones is a crippled wank

by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019