sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.

Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.

by InclineVillage May 4, 2009

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021