wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

LOG SALMON

A big brown turd; a piece of shit

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)

by jaacee August 16, 2006

log pusher

Just another of many names for a poofter or gay man.

Lets get out of here these pricks are all log pushers!

I'm not going to that gym any more it's full of log pushers.

by MADANGEL September 6, 2005

Log Fucking

When your ass banging a chick, you fuck her ass so hard that shit goes into her intestines.

Michael Was "Log Fucking" A Filthy Whore Yesterday, He told me it was a shit pile in the end and he had to take her to the hospital.

by FourthAndInches September 15, 2009

Pocket Log

The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.

Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.

by Chris Ramage January 21, 2009

Log Flume

Similar to an upper decker, however the turd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). When flushed the turd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.

"Woah! Man I've just been log flumed!!"

by Josh Bird September 9, 2006

Spinach Log

The solid green dump taken after eating too may greens, particularly spinach.

Man, I tore into the thanksgiving vegetables and ended up dropping a huge spinach log the next morning.

by Dan A. November 30, 2009