Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter
Or
You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
Or
You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
by Claudius trufflescale May 31, 2020
Get the Carrot cuttermug. The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.
by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015
Get the Vulcan Fudge Cuttermug. An individual so smart, profound and specialized that it serves only a single purpose: Winning.
There is not too much known about Bryan Cutter's around the world, but whoever meets one will notice their aura right away. A mixture of mythology's Adonis and billionaire Jack Ma, combined into a relentlessly winning creature. Outsmarting and outshining everyone along the way.
There is not too much known about Bryan Cutter's around the world, but whoever meets one will notice their aura right away. A mixture of mythology's Adonis and billionaire Jack Ma, combined into a relentlessly winning creature. Outsmarting and outshining everyone along the way.
Person A: " Wow, what you said was actually really smart and interesting- how did you know about that?"
Person B: "Ah, just now? I think I just Bryan Cuttered it out of nowhere..."
Person A: "You are a true god!"
Person B:"Woooo!"
Person B: "Ah, just now? I think I just Bryan Cuttered it out of nowhere..."
Person A: "You are a true god!"
Person B:"Woooo!"
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
Get the Bryan Cuttermug. When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.
by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020
Get the Wasabi Nut Cuttermug. Someone who's nose is disintergrating from not using a straw to snort cocaine or other drugs, making it apear to be fake.
by SuperBlonde1991 January 3, 2011
Get the Cookie Cutter Nosemug. 1) Someone who cuts themselves because of way too massive depression and need NSI-189 40mg to 80mg until their shrunken hippocampus grows back to normal size and they don't cut anymore and maybe they even become normal, then uses Selegiline 5mg to 30mg until they become sort of hypomanic and much happier than the general population and then adds Adipex, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Kratom, Nicotine lozenges, and more and builds a foundation of sustainable Superhappiness and the end of depression and even normal moods (The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project). Then, uses going to the gym 3 times a week. Also, uses 30mg to 75mg of Dextromethorphan HBr for 5 to 15 days while taking a break from other drugs to then reset tolerance. Adipex also helps with ADHD. Lexapro helps with depression. Propranolol helps with anxiety and depression. Depakote helps with depression and anxiety. Risperdal helps with autism spectrum. A new promising antidepressant is Auvelity.
2) Someone who uses Adipex, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adderall, or Ritalin for weight loss and gym "cutting" while maintaining muscle by continuing to go to the gym. Then after looking "cut", or muscular and not far, they go to bulk again. But I don't need to gym cut, because I'm Superman Batman.
2) Someone who uses Adipex, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adderall, or Ritalin for weight loss and gym "cutting" while maintaining muscle by continuing to go to the gym. Then after looking "cut", or muscular and not far, they go to bulk again. But I don't need to gym cut, because I'm Superman Batman.
1)
Steve: I keep cutting and hurting myself.
Tony: You need NSI-189 and gym, part of The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project. Your hippocampus is massively shrunken and damaged.
Steve: Thanks. I'll try it. *has tiny broken hippocampus.
Steve: *5 years later with bigger muscles and huge hippocampus.
Steve: Holy crap! I feel Superhappiness! And now I'm on Auvelity after NSI-189.
Tony: *shredded.
I told you The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project helps and gym included.
2) Tony: I'm taking Adipex for ADHD and weight loss and looking gym cut is a side benefit. I'm gym cutter. But now I'm gym bulker. No more gym cut because you got to eat big to get big.
Steve: I keep cutting and hurting myself.
Tony: You need NSI-189 and gym, part of The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project. Your hippocampus is massively shrunken and damaged.
Steve: Thanks. I'll try it. *has tiny broken hippocampus.
Steve: *5 years later with bigger muscles and huge hippocampus.
Steve: Holy crap! I feel Superhappiness! And now I'm on Auvelity after NSI-189.
Tony: *shredded.
I told you The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project helps and gym included.
2) Tony: I'm taking Adipex for ADHD and weight loss and looking gym cut is a side benefit. I'm gym cutter. But now I'm gym bulker. No more gym cut because you got to eat big to get big.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025
Get the Cuttermug. Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.
I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.
by 3hourtour May 19, 2024
Get the Piss-cuttermug.