Dirt clown

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

by asde June 28, 2006

Clown Mask

A "Clown Mask" is created when two men have a threesome with a woman and finish by ejaculating onto each others hands, high-fiving and then slapping the woman in the face simultaneously, after which one of them bops her on the nose. Giving the white-faced red-nosed appearance of a clown.

"Me and Pat gave Honey a clown mask last night."

by Sailor E May 8, 2010

Clown cam

When someone is caught lacking and is doing silly behavior

Guys just doing some Tom foolery. It's all fun and games till he's caught on clown cam

by Gh nigga September 21, 2019

Gutter clown

A girl wearing so much make up that Pennywise wouldn't touch it

You catch that gutter clown over there?

Yeah, she's just missing the balloon.

by 99 Bottles February 15, 2018

hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.

Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.

by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017

clown's frown

A term used for a woman's vagina, particularly those with oversized labia.

Her curtains were so droopy, she had a proper clown's frown.

by pinguandsuperman November 13, 2011

Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.

by F-Face Kat December 24, 2021