Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009

Tumblr Tard

People who have a Tumblr page and answer's stranger's questions of how many people they've slept with and how big their dick is.

1:"Don't judge me, even though I most all my failures and pictures, don't call me a skank!"

2: "Quit bitchin' Tumblr Tard."

by BubbiG January 23, 2010

/b/tard

/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to fiji.

well, I have been thinking about becoming a /b/tard

by anonymous9001 February 07, 2007

ass tard

looks like an ass and has the mentality of a tard, or vise versa

kk kl ass tard

by molt October 18, 2003

tard

something you call someone to insult them like duh!!!!

your such a tard.
you are an unbelievable tard!
stop being a tard.

you get my jist...

by laura-loo March 10, 2008

iPhone Tard

What iPhone owners turn into when they try to type on their iPhone.

Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."

Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"

by Dr. Carlos Jones November 19, 2008

ebay tard

Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.

He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.

by mikie the yorkie March 07, 2008