God is my King
by imthatguybro April 5, 2022
Get the Godmug. Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
by steps15 July 4, 2017
Get the Godmug. by Killerlead January 9, 2019
Get the Godmug. A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?
Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.
by ekoa192 January 26, 2020
Get the Godmug. 
by GodOfPigeons August 18, 2018
Get the Godmug. 