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The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
mugGet the The Squirrel Farmmug.

plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
mugGet the plankton farmingmug.

farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.
Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck
by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019
mugGet the farm truckmug.

Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
by benjid December 9, 2012
mugGet the Uterus farmmug.

Farm to Market

A small road less traveled, usually in the country. Normally referred to as FM such as a 911 address of 115 FM 2558.
FM = Farm to Market
by Bigred78 May 30, 2009
mugGet the Farm to Marketmug.

farm fucks

BTW- I did not mean to suggest that black people use drugs, that was a poorly executed statement.
o.o.o.o.o.o..o.o.o.o. YAY
by zoey April 11, 2004
mugGet the farm fucksmug.

BANANA FARM

A mental hospital;a sanitarium; a kindergarten class;a nursery;a nut house.
Golly Ellie May,cousin jed has drank so mucha that "shine"that he`s a ready for the BANANA FARM.
by Vlad Dracu II December 4, 2003
mugGet the BANANA FARMmug.

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