Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.

Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.

by benjid December 9, 2012

The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.

Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.

by Jaeto February 10, 2010

Cum farm

When you cum on a rag every day for months and it grows fungi on it like mushrooms for example.

Walter: Why the hell is there a mushroom in your room!!!

Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room

by Slang.com773 March 14, 2020

clout farming

When someone uses social media or their influence good or bad to gather people to their way of thinking.

Bri is always clout farming on TikTok. The conservative is clout farming.

by Jvoice December 6, 2021

Pipe Farm

A metaphorical place you take a chick to pipe.

Friend: I went out with Eileen last night.
Me: Did you take her to the Pipe Farm?

by Pork Tines May 11, 2010

farm fucks

BTW- I did not mean to suggest that black people use drugs, that was a poorly executed statement.

o.o.o.o.o.o..o.o.o.o. YAY

by zoey April 11, 2004

BANANA FARM

A mental hospital;a sanitarium; a kindergarten class;a nursery;a nut house.

Golly Ellie May,cousin jed has drank so mucha that "shine"that he`s a ready for the BANANA FARM.

by Vlad Dracu II December 4, 2003