shower gravey

Masterbution in the shower

the wife wasn't in the mood so I made some shower gravey

by donkeyman1 April 20, 2017

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.

i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017

shower pickle

While having sex in the shower for a prolonged period of time, when your dick begins to wrinkle up from the heat and humidity-like a pickle

I fucked this one girl in the shower for so long I got a shower pickle

by H22BOMB July 2, 2017

Shower Now

When one simply decides to take a shower but before sends a nude.

Shower now

by Cubetubelube July 19, 2017

shower elbow

Shower elbow is when you masturbate in the shower and bang your elbow on the wall or the soap dish, etc. Can be pretty painful.

I went too hard this morning and got freaking shower elbow!

by r0mediddy September 21, 2017

shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.

That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.

by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017