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April Bullshit

When people randomly fall in love during the spring, usually because of all the douchebaggery, cannabis, and candy that is handed out during April.
So you want to date my Best friend's crush's brother? Man, that's some April Bullshit.
by klawz May 16, 2011
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Cronic Bullshiting

Someone with a non stop obsession with lying no matter how big or unbelievable
by charlesy01 January 18, 2017
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bubblegum bullshit

bullshit with extra bubblegum; a term used in an extra shitty situation or conversation. bittersweet and expressive when pissed the fuck off. can be used in any context, but works best when you could say fuck that or this shit is stupid.

“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”

“if you like avocados, stfu you aren’t allowed to have that bubblegum bullshit opinion and should have your rights taken away”
by cookielovee0260 June 14, 2021
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grade-A bullshit

When you completely bullshit an assignment and totally get an A
"Dude, this is some grade-A bullshit you got there."
"I know, I did it all at 4 a.m."
by whatthefuckamisupposedtodo November 3, 2013
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scientific bullshit

A term used to describe something that's overly complex or difficult.
(trying to do homework) "I'm too tired for this scientific bullshit."
(trying to open a soda can without fingernails) "I need some help with this scientific bullshit!"
(attempting a crossword puzzle) "This is some pretty hardcore scientific bullshit."
by Mast of the World October 3, 2011
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fuck-bullshit

1.When something or someones actions differ form ones own taste. 2.Viewing the world form your own preception and discounting everyone elses. 3. Closley related to dumb ass fuck.
The american oil companies are fuck-bullshit.

People on the Ca Freeways are Fuck-Bullshit!
by JON E. October 25, 2006
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Total Bullshit

A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.
After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit
by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009
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