A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"
Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013

by Kameron 1 January 25, 2022

Type of Zonda, the R stands for racing. The zonda was the flagship and only model produced by high end super car production company Pagani, this was up untill 2011, when the "huyar" (or something) was announced. The Zonda R has a six sped transmission, an AMG V12 under the bonnet, and is not road legal. Get yours today for the low price of 2.6 million dollars!
by Petrolhead293 December 16, 2011

The retard r is backwards and fucked up. A group out of wheeling west virginia that really dont giva fuck.. Dont fuck with them
Retard r is everywhere
by Bread Stain September 12, 2018

The literal personification of soyjacks
reddit atheist: yo, I browse r/atheism daily, I have opened my eyes!!!
normal atheist or religious person: get the fuck out of my home
normal atheist or religious person: get the fuck out of my home
by ayochadbeat August 13, 2023

The girl of your dreams. The type of person that can brighten up your day no matter what. She has a personality that makes you never want to leave her side. She is the most loving person you will ever meet. She loves intimacy and enjoys attention from who she’s in a relationship with her. She is loyal to anyone she befriends and always puts others before herself. She doesn’t care about your status or what you have; she cares about who you are as a person. She is beautiful, funny, And irresistibly sexy. She is as close as you're ever going to get to finding the perfect person, so if you have her in your life, appreciate her, treat her right, and do not let her go. Otherwise, you’ll spend the rest of your life regretting that you lost her.
by Slig Tallywacker November 28, 2021

by fricky dicky schmicky October 7, 2021
