Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!
Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!
by TashioTom the organic Tampon December 28, 2015
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hag been

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.
by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009
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SAG Hag

A non-union actor who hangs out with union actors.
if you are non-union and have friends who are SAG, you’re a sag hag fr
by Masc91 March 12, 2022
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Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 03, 2011
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cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents
the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag September 30, 2015
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HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?
"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."
by torispseudonym June 12, 2024
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Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.
Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.
by Joan Collins June 21, 2021
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