John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022

John

The most generic name I have ever heard

Oh my gosh, what a john, he has beautiful hair for beautiful people and superhero body on roblox

by My pseudonym, not yours April 18, 2021

John

Most boring, fucking basic ass name

Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*

by Zxulh February 6, 2022

John stamos

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called

Get something from the John Stamos

by Tjoll September 29, 2020

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

John

He can easily twerk on to men at the same time he doesn’t care about feeling mens private areas In his butt

John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more

Ayoo your being John

Damn why you so John

I like men I’m a John

I suck a mean cock ima John

by Mymameiscockadoo November 22, 2021

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020