i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

by truthness October 7, 2008

Arby's boner

When that annoying thing appears over your head from thinking about Arbys.

*Boing* Yep, I'm thinking Arby's, as you can tell by my Arby's boner.

by Nick47 December 30, 2008

Boneless Pizza

A pretty dank meme.

can i get uh, Boneless PIzza wit a two litre of cok.

by DANKESES July 13, 2017

Stoner Boner

a girl who prefer to bone stoners.

Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.

by zofoemeneg November 16, 2010

boner-killer

One whose features make the erection process fail

Renee Zelwegger just killed my boner

by jabankyswirl June 7, 2005

Gravity Bong

Ok let me throw some insight on how to really hit a gravity bong and the science behind how it works. First off a gravity bong uses water pressure to pull heat into the bowl as your toasting it. You can easily snap a bowl if you dont watch it, which in turn will put you into another D. Ok so the first step in making one of these goes with whatever jug, bottle you like. Remove to bottom( i like to have about a little more than 2/3rds left. With the cap make a pinki size hole. Put a slider in the hole, or a socket, or a pen tube, or just a foil bowl. That depends on what you like to use. Submerdge the bottle before you have the cap on, unless you want wet weed. You then place the cap which has your weed on. Light the bowl and as your lighting pull the bottle up. When the amount of smoke you like is in you remove the cap place mouth on and push the bottle into the water. This is the best way as the smoke will get deep into your respiratory system. This is better than sucking in the smoke. For a quick anatomy lesson. When smoke is forced rather than sucked it gets deep into your lungs, hell it gets in your respiratory system. This just makes the high crazy. Good luck and remember to have fun.

I use a 3 litter bottle or a 20 fl oz bottle, this is depending on how messed i want to get. Remember the larger volume of a bottle the more air is going to pulled from the bowl generating heat.... i.e- Those hits were massive from the gravity bong.

by Sexnserial January 31, 2010

t bone

When a girls g-string can be seen poking out above the waistline of her jeans. Normally happens when she bends over or wears hipster jeans 4 sizes too small.

Daaaaaamn check out the illy t bone on that arrangement yo, looks like her thong be wedged right up there homes

by Coinage August 21, 2006