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by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021
Get the johnmug. John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
Get the John Deforestationmug. A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
Get the John Derekmug. random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021
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Get the John Smithmug. OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.
by Magic 456 November 15, 2022
Get the John Membumug. John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
by ForV June 7, 2021
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