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sarah: ew daniel sent me a picture of his penis

emery: EW!! thats disgusting no one wants to see ur genitals stupid bitch
daniel(in the distance): god damn sorry hoe

by anonymous776 September 5, 2018

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when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

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A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

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penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018

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