Mom

A caring loving person who loves their children very much and I able to do any thing for their kids

#iloveumom

by Yeetlover March 5, 2019

Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer

that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

by Mrppman April 27, 2020

MY MOM!

A joke used by Muscle Man in the 2010 animated television show, Regular Show. They are almost always bad and have no punchline.

"I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!"
Muscle Man, 'Don'

by donuts4days March 16, 2024

Momentary Mom

A mother who leaves her child.

Momentary Mom keeps calling me but I don't want to talk to her if she is not planning to come back for good.

by insaanx May 29, 2020

Ur Mom

A word you hear a lot said by all the uncool kids on discord, and BTW you got ur mom'ed

person 1: hey who are you playing brawlhalla with
person 2: ur mom
person 1: ouch- I got ur mom'ed

by get ur mom'ed February 26, 2021

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021