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a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
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Long John

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers
by sxccubxs June 25, 2018
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Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)
by danie7smith March 6, 2025
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John Cronined

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.
This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!
by Blazenink September 29, 2022
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!
damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl
by Ysbny October 17, 2022
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john cock

has a big penits
john cock: I h
by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023
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