John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!
by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021
Get the John and Kyleemug. When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022
Get the John Elwaymug. John is fatherless
by I said hi February 15, 2020
Get the Johnmug. by Matt P June 19, 2003
Get the spotty johnmug. A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.
by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011
Get the Lee Johnsmug. A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
Get the Frosty Long Johnmug. That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the John Stamosmug.