Cums

Plural of cum, typically refering to the sperm cells in a "cum-stain/cumstain"

Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.

*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*

by Psedogod February 10, 2023

Cum Union

An Orgy.

David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?

Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!

by Viscount Druitt February 14, 2023

cum

when peple get happy they make elmer's glue

oh god im cuming

by anonymous February 14, 2023

Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.

Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"

by Brillo! February 16, 2023

Cum

Cum is a sticky white substance it is also called sperm

Amy: Ahh~ bae your cum is so good I want it in mee! Jack:Cums in pussy

by Cocksnsocks February 19, 2023

Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 20, 2023

Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.

“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”

by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023