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baby dinner

Damn! Shes got some nice baby dinners!
by samcp December 6, 2006
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baby pear

A very cute, beautiful, gorgeous, girl. Only which one can be given the title of "baby pear".
by Brian232903940 December 31, 2008
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baker baby

A girl with a large head that can talk forever and is a power-eater, truly known for large thigh muscles and superior dancing skills. Her weapon of choice is her cellphone which is usually not working. She likes baking babies and eating them, that is why her head is so big.
Oh that girl is a Baker Baby? She must have a monolithic head.

Oh that girl can dance! Damn! She must be a Baker Baby!
by EugeneThe1stWorldWonder January 14, 2008
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Baby Floss

Female nipple body hair, situated in proximity to the aureole, that is exaggerated in length comparatively.
I pulled off her shirt to suck her tits and, bam, I got a mouthful of baby floss.
by Grantthered December 9, 2008
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Kissing the baby

Guy1: I went down on Abby last night.

Guy2: Isn't she pregnant?....

Guy1: Yeah but I was just kissing the baby;)
by Stuff&thangs March 2, 2014
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Baby Block

The act of using your child (baby) as a means of avoiding certain social situations.
1. Avoiding an unwanted hug:
Pick up child just when they are coming in for the hug. Bam! You been baby blocked!

2. Unwanted sexual advances:
"Oh thanks your pretty hot yourself, wanna see pictures of my seven month old baby?"

3. Unwanted date proposal:
"I cant go out tonight I have to stay home with my baby."
by MeggMaster321 December 3, 2013
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baby breeder

An inwardly unattractive female who has to become pregnant to get a man. Without his sperm she would not have a house, any material goods or be accepted by the other unattractive baby breeders.
My baby breeder friend just purchased her new chest flotation devices and mini van road hog with her sperm donors bank account. She is working on her next million dollar toe tag to ensure she keeps her sperm donors bank account in check.
by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017
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