An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)
Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.
by Mr Man123 January 23, 2011
A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
by R'ee July 22, 2006
A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.
by Taylor January 08, 2005
by Michelle Sanderlin November 05, 2007
Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
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the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.
by cheezl February 21, 2004