An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)
Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.
by Mr Man123 January 23, 2011
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purple monkey dishwasher

A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'
Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"
by R'ee July 22, 2006
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cum guzzling gutter monkey

A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.
by Taylor January 08, 2005
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noob monkey poo

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.
ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.
by Michelle Sanderlin November 05, 2007
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Monkey Foot Fish Hook

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
Aaron gave Tara a monkey foot fish hook
by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
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when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?
by Blaackins October 11, 2010
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Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.
Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.
by cheezl February 21, 2004
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