Eye Stopper

An eye stopper is a chip that is implanted in the eye ball to stop a human from crying.

A women is crying because her boyfriend has broken up with her. She then implants the eye stopper into her eyes and gets a new boyfriend.

by Jen Jen Jen Jen Jen ate a Hen December 10, 2018

Red Eyes B. Dragon

The best card in Duel Monsters EVER!! :D

Me: I play Red Eyes B. Dragon!
Enemy: AAAAAH NO IM SO DED AAAH

by Lavender is beast February 11, 2019

selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.

Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 25, 2019

destroy your eyes december

Destroy your eyes december is where you turn all of your social media's theme light mode for all of december

Hey are you participating in destroy your eyes december?
No, I want to keep my vision

by WyattM8 December 1, 2023

arabian goggle eyes

When you squat over someone's face and place a scrotum on each eyeball

Mac gave Ross an Arabian goggle eyes when he was sleeping

by Mac&Ross November 3, 2015