Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Cheese

A word you say at random times. Why? You don't know. You just say it.

You're just sitting at your computer looking thru Urban Dictionary and you just say "Cheese". Then you carry on with your day. As if nothing just happened.

Or you're with your friends and you random say "Cheese" and you have to tell them why you just said it out of nowhere.

John: Cheese...
Mike: What?
John: Oh uh... Nothing.

by RandomGuyOnTheStreet2 January 29, 2021

Voice cheese

When someone deepens their voice to sound intimidating or to pull hoes

“He don’t usually sound like that he using voice cheese on these hoes”

by Lebronnnat September 3, 2025

Cheese Pull

When a string of discharge emerges out of a females lady parts and stretches with her underwear

“Yo! I just had a mad cheese pull🤣”

by Bubbylumpkins October 25, 2025

Hotdogs and mac and cheese

When you give a foot job to a guy that has dick cheese

"Yo darrle got the hotdogs and Mac and cheese treatment last night"

by Nick gurh01 June 10, 2023

Texas Cheese Whistle

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.

Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!

by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025