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DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke
Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.
by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018
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skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park
by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019
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Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
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Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Xtreme poser

The kinds of people who make you hate living in a town.
He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2020
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Oddball poser

Someone who starts posing as an oddball or a weirdo once the stigma is gone and there's no social consequence. The kind of people who wouldn't smoke pot or do any drugs that would make them look like junkies until there was no stigma and everybody did it.
The oddball poser found a sense of comradery with a group of other oddball posers once there were no more odd people left, and phasing them out was complete.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020
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Musical poser

Someone who tries to make fun of all the people that made fun of them in songs.
The musical poser made songs about people who made fun of him/her growing up so that nobody would mess with the musical poser.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020
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